diff --git a/resources/celerity/map.php b/resources/celerity/map.php
--- a/resources/celerity/map.php
+++ b/resources/celerity/map.php
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@
     'conpherence.pkg.css' => '0b64e988',
     'conpherence.pkg.js' => '6249a1cf',
     'core.pkg.css' => '1478da1f',
-    'core.pkg.js' => '9dc857ed',
+    'core.pkg.js' => 'ba34ebda',
     'darkconsole.pkg.js' => 'e7393ebb',
     'differential.pkg.css' => 'a4ba74b5',
     'differential.pkg.js' => '634399e9',
@@ -504,7 +504,7 @@
     'rsrc/js/core/behavior-hovercard.js' => 'bcaccd64',
     'rsrc/js/core/behavior-keyboard-pager.js' => 'a8da01f0',
     'rsrc/js/core/behavior-keyboard-shortcuts.js' => '01fca1f0',
-    'rsrc/js/core/behavior-lightbox-attachments.js' => '49349f64',
+    'rsrc/js/core/behavior-lightbox-attachments.js' => 'e50dcfc0',
     'rsrc/js/core/behavior-line-linker.js' => '1499a8cb',
     'rsrc/js/core/behavior-more.js' => 'a80d0378',
     'rsrc/js/core/behavior-object-selector.js' => 'e0ec7f2f',
@@ -650,7 +650,7 @@
     'javelin-behavior-history-install' => '7ee2b591',
     'javelin-behavior-icon-composer' => '8499b6ab',
     'javelin-behavior-launch-icon-composer' => '48086888',
-    'javelin-behavior-lightbox-attachments' => '49349f64',
+    'javelin-behavior-lightbox-attachments' => 'e50dcfc0',
     'javelin-behavior-line-chart' => 'e4232876',
     'javelin-behavior-load-blame' => '42126667',
     'javelin-behavior-maniphest-batch-editor' => '782ab6e7',
@@ -1251,15 +1251,6 @@
       'javelin-uri',
       'phabricator-notification',
     ),
-    '49349f64' => array(
-      'javelin-behavior',
-      'javelin-stratcom',
-      'javelin-dom',
-      'javelin-mask',
-      'javelin-util',
-      'phuix-icon-view',
-      'phabricator-busy',
-    ),
     '49ae8328' => array(
       'javelin-behavior',
       'javelin-dom',
@@ -2108,6 +2099,15 @@
       'javelin-behavior',
       'javelin-dom',
     ),
+    'e50dcfc0' => array(
+      'javelin-behavior',
+      'javelin-stratcom',
+      'javelin-dom',
+      'javelin-mask',
+      'javelin-util',
+      'phuix-icon-view',
+      'phabricator-busy',
+    ),
     'e5339c43' => array(
       'javelin-behavior',
       'javelin-dom',
diff --git a/src/applications/files/application/PhabricatorFilesApplication.php b/src/applications/files/application/PhabricatorFilesApplication.php
--- a/src/applications/files/application/PhabricatorFilesApplication.php
+++ b/src/applications/files/application/PhabricatorFilesApplication.php
@@ -129,4 +129,10 @@
     );
   }
 
+  public function getQuicksandURIPatternBlacklist() {
+    return array(
+      '/file/data/.*',
+    );
+  }
+
 }
diff --git a/webroot/rsrc/js/core/behavior-lightbox-attachments.js b/webroot/rsrc/js/core/behavior-lightbox-attachments.js
--- a/webroot/rsrc/js/core/behavior-lightbox-attachments.js
+++ b/webroot/rsrc/js/core/behavior-lightbox-attachments.js
@@ -21,10 +21,7 @@
       return;
     }
 
-    if (JX.Stratcom.pass()) {
-      return;
-    }
-    e.prevent();
+    e.kill();
 
     var links = JX.DOM.scry(document, 'a', 'lightboxable');
     var phids = {};
@@ -230,7 +227,7 @@
 
   JX.Stratcom.listen(
     'click',
-    ['lightboxable', 'tag:a'],
+    ['lightboxable'],
     loadLightBox);
 
   JX.Stratcom.listen(