diff --git a/resources/celerity/map.php b/resources/celerity/map.php
--- a/resources/celerity/map.php
+++ b/resources/celerity/map.php
@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@
  */
 return array(
   'names' => array(
-    'core.pkg.css' => 'cea85605',
+    'core.pkg.css' => '1d1e9a3a',
     'core.pkg.js' => '573e6664',
     'darkconsole.pkg.js' => 'e7393ebb',
     'differential.pkg.css' => '2de124c9',
@@ -143,7 +143,7 @@
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-object-item-list-view.css' => '26c30d3f',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-pager.css' => 'bea33d23',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-pinboard-view.css' => '2495140e',
-    'rsrc/css/phui/phui-profile-menu.css' => '2168816d',
+    'rsrc/css/phui/phui-profile-menu.css' => '43826c43',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-property-list-view.css' => '27b2849e',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-remarkup-preview.css' => '1a8f2591',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-spacing.css' => '042804d6',
@@ -819,7 +819,7 @@
     'phui-object-item-list-view-css' => '26c30d3f',
     'phui-pager-css' => 'bea33d23',
     'phui-pinboard-view-css' => '2495140e',
-    'phui-profile-menu-css' => '2168816d',
+    'phui-profile-menu-css' => '43826c43',
     'phui-property-list-view-css' => '27b2849e',
     'phui-remarkup-preview-css' => '1a8f2591',
     'phui-spacing-css' => '042804d6',
diff --git a/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-profile-menu.css b/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-profile-menu.css
--- a/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-profile-menu.css
+++ b/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-profile-menu.css
@@ -18,6 +18,7 @@
   vertical-align: top;
   width: {$menu.profile.width};
   max-width: {$menu.profile.width};
+  transition: .2s;
   margin-top: 0;
   overflow: hidden;
 }
@@ -92,7 +93,7 @@
 .phui-profile-menu .phui-profile-menu-collapsed .phabricator-side-menu
   .phui-list-item-href .phui-list-item-icon  {
   top: 14px;
-  left: 31px;
+  left: 32px;
 }
 
 .phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu
@@ -109,6 +110,7 @@
   .phui-list-item-href:hover {
   background-color: {$menu.profile.background.hover};
   color: {$menu.profile.text.selected};
+  transition: 0.2s;
 }
 
 .phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu
@@ -118,15 +120,14 @@
   .phui-list-item-href:hover
   .phui-list-item-icon {
   color: {$menu.profile.text.selected};
+  transition: 0.2s;
 }
 
 .phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu .phui-list-item-selected
-  .phui-list-item-href,
-.device-desktop .phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu
-  .phui-list-item-selected
-  .phui-list-item-href:hover {
+  .phui-list-item-href {
   background-color: {$menu.profile.background.selected};
   color: {$menu.profile.text.selected};
+  transition: 0.2s;
 }
 
 .phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu .phui-divider {
@@ -165,6 +166,22 @@
   display: none;
 }
 
+
+.phui-profile-menu .phui-profile-menu-collapsed .phabricator-side-menu
+  .phui-profile-menu-footer .phui-list-item-href {
+  padding: 20px 0 20px;
+}
+
+.phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu .phui-profile-menu-footer
+  .phui-list-item-href:hover {
+    background: transparent;
+}
+
+.phui-profile-menu .phui-profile-menu-collapsed .phabricator-side-menu
+  .phui-profile-menu-footer .phui-list-item-href .phui-list-item-icon {
+    top: 8px;
+}
+
 .phui-profile-menu .phui-profile-menu-footer .phui-icon-circle {
   border-color: {$menu.profile.text};
 }
@@ -173,12 +190,17 @@
   color: {$menu.profile.text};
 }
 
-.phui-profile-menu .phui-profile-menu-footer:hover .phui-icon-circle {
-  border-color: #fff;
+.phui-profile-menu .phui-profile-menu-footer .phui-list-item-href:hover
+  .phui-icon-circle,
+.phui-profile-menu .phui-list-item-selected.phui-profile-menu-footer
+  .phui-icon-circle {
+    border-color: #fff;
 }
 
-.phui-profile-menu .phui-profile-menu-footer:hover .phui-icon-circle
-  .phui-icon-view {
+.phui-profile-menu .phui-profile-menu-footer .phui-list-item-href:hover
+  .phui-icon-circle .phui-icon-view,
+.phui-profile-menu .phui-list-item-selected.phui-profile-menu-footer
+  .phui-icon-circle .phui-icon-view {
     color: #fff;
 }
 
@@ -186,3 +208,32 @@
   .phui-icon-circle.phui-list-item-icon {
   font-size: 11px;
 }
+
+div.phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu .phui-profile-menu-footer-1 {
+  bottom: 40px;
+  position: fixed;
+  background-color: {$menu.profile.background};
+}
+
+div.phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu .phui-profile-menu-footer-2 {
+  bottom: 0;
+  position: fixed;
+  background-color: {$menu.profile.background};
+}
+
+.phui-profile-menu .phui-profile-menu-footer-1,
+.phui-profile-menu .phui-profile-menu-footer-2 {
+  width: {$menu.profile.width};
+  transition: .2s;
+}
+
+.phui-profile-menu .phui-profile-menu-collapsed .phui-profile-menu-footer-1,
+.phui-profile-menu .phui-profile-menu-collapsed .phui-profile-menu-footer-2 {
+  width: {$menu.profile.width.collapsed};
+  transition: .2s;
+}
+
+.phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu
+  .phui-list-item-selected.phui-profile-menu-footer .phui-list-item-href {
+    background: transparent;
+}