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 Arcanist is the command-line tool for [Phabricator](http://phabricator.org).
-It allows you to interact with Phabricator installs to send code for review,
+It allows you to interact with Phabricator installs to send code for review, derp
 download patches, transfer files, view status, make API calls, and various other
 things. You can read more in the [User Guide](https://secure.phabricator.com/book/phabricator/article/arcanist/)